EXCLUSIVE OFFER FROM NEW ZEALANDS #1 BESTSELLING COFFEE DRIP BAGS

COFFEE MADMAN'S CONFESSIONAL BOMBSHELL...

"WILD DETAILS EMERGE ABOUT WEIRD
CHRISTMAS GATHERING THAT GARNISHED A HANGOVER OR TWO AND A LITTLE BAG OF COFFEE HEAVEN"

Founders of New Zealands finest drip coffee agree to give away 1,000 samples of their #1 bestselling drip bag just to prove how good they are.
 

WE WON'T CHARGE YOU ANYTHING FOR THE SAMPLES. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU COVER THE SMALL COURIER FEE OF $5.95, THEN WE'LL GET THE GOODIES OUT ON THE COURIER LICKITY SPLIT. LIMIT OF ONE PACK PER CUSTOMER

HURRY! STOCK FOR THIS OFFER AS OF TODAY IS LOW

 

"Was it a mere instant sachet ready to disappoint my taste buds with mediocrity?" Far from it, folks!

Once upon a caffeinated Christmas, in the snug little city of New Plymouth, there birthed a tale – our tale – which entailed more bewildering moments than a Chihuahua / Great Dane cross breed.

While cozying up in the family warmth, Leon, my sly cousin with the suspicious smirk, pondered, "Fancy a coffee?" His pride ballooning, like his chest, as he revealed that THIS wouldn’t be just any cuppa joe. Nah-uh mate.

Peeking into the cupboard, he pulls out a sachet by which point my brow is raised so high it's practically saluting my hairline, well it would've been had I still actually had a hairline. “What in the heck'a' is this?” My brain exclaims. Was it a mere instant sachet ready to disappoint my taste buds with mediocrity just like my last tinder date? Far from it, folks!

I’m baffled, looking like I'd just been slapped with last months tea bag as Leon unveils a peculiar little baggie. With all the grace of a Saturday night bender and a swift rip, it's open, and he places it gingerly in a mug, all while unfolding a story of how these little wonders, sent with love from his Japanese in-laws, have been a sensation since the ‘90s and His lovely wife’s family have continued to ensure Leon’s palate is perpetually pampered with genuine Nippon flavors.

As my jaw indulged in floor-time, the rodent in my brain sprints full-throttle on its wheel, faster than a queue forming at a 'free big mac' giveaway. "Imagine the sheer brilliance of these babies on the go" I blurted out, especially amidst the unloved locales comonly reffered to as "flea-pits" work condemns me to!

But here’s the kicker: I tasted it, and woah, it’s a ride on the nope-train to crapville. Yet the seed, dear reader, was sprouting; enthusiastically oblivious to the quality of the brew. A rambunctious idea leaped out of my mouth, bypassing any mental censorship (not the first time thats happened I might add), "Why don't you smuggle – err, I mean, import these into our shores? I’d throw money at that!" His eyes echoed his reply before the words did: “Do ya reckon?”

On the brink of internal combustion, reminiscent of that childhood 'Christmas gift-snooping before mum finds out' adrenaline pumping through my veins, I enthusiastically let rip, “Screw it, Leon! We’re not only bringing these magical bags in, we’re gonna BE the geniuses who create them!" Now if you knew Leon, Dylan and me, you'd know that last statement couldn't be any further from the truth. I mean come on people, geniuses? Truth is, we just made them taste really, really, really, really good.

And so, amid that game of backyard cricket, the occasional argument, a glaring disregard for the hangover that followed, and a healthy disdain for subpar instant sludge and wallet-thieving flat whites that tasted more like last weeks desperation, our journey began. Forged in curiosity, rebellion, and a smidge of insanity, The Laughing Pug Coffee Co was born and with it, Dylan, Leon and of course me, announced to the world and those giving us the side-eye and shall remain nameless (you know who you are) that we were ready to wage war against mediocre coffee served by that bloke who cant even get your name right, one laughably good drip bag at a time.

And oh, what a riotous, caffeine-fueled adventure it has been! 

 

75,000+ PEOPLE have tried them! The Laughing Pug Coffee Co. Where COFFEE AND SMARTS COLLIDE

 

Since that fateful Christmas back in 2015, everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, thought we'd taken one to many jandals to the side of the head.

But now with over 75,000 people having had a taste of our magic, we can safely say we're actually ok. But back then? Boy'o'boy. they called us names, they even called us strange for believing in drip coffee bags.

An old mate from Spotswood College, he even labeled me as “that bloke", "the dreamer with the caffeine overdose”.

But, guess what? I couldn’t care less if my coffee was deemed too strong...

Because when you're on the brink of creating something "not to shabby", what do you have to lose?

So after countless nights of brewing, mornings spent tasting, endless feedback sessions, at least 57 trips to the loo and even lots more excuses... we stumbled upon our ‘golden brew formula’.

The game was never the same again... neither was Leon

No more were we the underdogs, begging people to just give our coffee a shot. Instead? We became the go-to for coffee lovers on the go, not just nationwide, but also over the fence and across the ditch.

This 'golden brew formula' didn't just warm our mugs. It propelled The Laughing Pug Coffee Co into becoming the most sought-after drip coffee brand across the land, well it did once people stopped confusing us with that boy band selling pet food. No longer were we just another company selling the coffee equivalent of the Toyota Prius, we'd become a revolution in a cup.

But hold onto your coffee mugs, because it's not just us! The wave has started, and at least three other people are riding it. Want to join the revolution? Grab a bag, brew it your way, and be a part of the story, or create your own and share it with us. Or not...

WHATS THIS MAGIC YOU SPEAK OF "COFFEE DRIP BAG"

First thing's first, what is drip bag coffee? Well its certainly not your cousin, although that's an easy mistake to make, but actually something first invented in Japan in the 90's as a way of pissing off the Americans and has since become popular with coffee fans everywhere (even the Americans).

Drip bag coffee is in our humble yet extremely biaist opinion (we've got a few of those) one of the most convenient and simpilest ways to brew fresh, high-quality coffee with next to no cleanup required!

This product makes brewing coffee to be as simple as pouring the hot water over coffee grounds and letting it drip into a cup before enjoying.

Coffee lovers rejoice for you can take drip coffee bags anywhere you go.

For example, if you're on a long flight heading away for a dirty weekend or just down the road to see Mavis and can't stand that instant mud she keeps serving you or bragging about.

Our little baggies come pre-packed full of premium (only the best for you champ) pre-ground coffee that doesnt taste like its been strained through an old miners sock making our drip bag coffee a real lifesaver.

What's more, our bad boys are so small, they can literally fit in your pocket, purse, fanny pack, glove box, "my little pony" luchbox, suitcase, backpack or wherever you want to store them.

You can take these things anywhere you want and all you need is the cup and some hot water, then, hey presto, awesome coffee brewed by you.

Gone are the days when you had to settle for bad coffee because you had no choice or nana said so.

THATS COOL 'N' ALL BUT WHY IS IT CALLED DRIP COFFEE?

Why, because it's a drip process! Drip coffee is one of many methods that comes under title of manual brewing or filter coffee.

Drip coffee is simple (like your cousin) and does not use a machine like espresso so is not complicated like an ex wife.

Making a drip coffee is as simple as adding the right amount of hot water and unlike that Nigerian prince and trillion dollar inheritance you were just emailed about, confirmed as being legit by uncle jimmy, these wont actually dissapoint.

IS IT DIFFERENT FROM ESPRESSO?

Absolutley it's different. For starters, espresso requires a rudly expensive machine and dialing in that creates a concentrated nectar that can then be turned into any variation of the plain old vanilla groundhog day flatwhite to that tripple shot, soy milk with a twist of who the bloody hell knows what, and is totally dependant on one’s personal preferences for coffee, possibly which way the gate swings or even the floral shirt wearing teabag making it for you.

Where as drip coffee allows the coffee to steep (flash talk for drip) gently and under its own grunt while it flows using nothing cleverer than gravity to get a smoother drink with clarity.

The invention of drip bag coffee helps all types of coffee lovers who: (1) do not have a coffee machine; (2) do not have the time (latin for "to lazy") to brew/buy a coffee, (3) want to take away camping/glamping, or just want to take their own coffee to drink while sitting on the seats outside Starbucks.

Drip bag coffee is the easiest way you will ever find to make a great cup of coffee from the comfort of your home.

If you don't have a coffee machine at home or like us, are too lazy to go out for a good cup of coffee, then you might even consider storing a few packs of our drip coffee somewhere that other guy wont look.

All you need is a packet of drip bags, which contains freshly ground really really good coffee and you're sorted.

SO WHY SHOULD YOU TRY THESE?

So why should you try our coffee bags? Quite simply we've spent an eye watering $18.37 on testing and tortured some extremely close people who no longer talk to us to come up with the perfect blends and single origin coffee's and then packaged them into the perfect travel buddy.

I mean, why else would we go to these lengths?

Well its also a proven fact that a great cup of coffee can actually make you a much less gruympy person and actually take you from being a karen to being a helen. (No offence intented to all the karens and helens out there, we love karens and helens.)

 

 

WE WONT CHARGE YOU ANYTHING FOR THE SAMPLES. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU COVER THE SMALL COURIER FEE OF $5.95, THEN WE'LL GET THE GOODIES OUT ON THE COURIER LICKITY SPLIT. LIMIT OF ONE PACK PER CUSTOMER

HURRY! STOCK IS LOW AND RUNNING OUT FAST

Okay, java junkie, secure your snazziest socks, 'cause we're diving deep into coffee nirvana in this part, ...only without the poetic waxings of a barista with a topknot. Ready to unlock the magic of the Laughing Pug Drip Bag? Feet on the ground, pinkies up, let's go!

Now hang on to your favourite undies, because we're about to embark on the ultimate coffee journey, minus the hipsters goatee and Gen Z judgment. Here's how you brew the perfect cup using the Laughing Pug Drip Bag. Seatbelts on:

 

  1. Unleash the Pug: Whip out that Laughing Pug Drip Bag. Give it a moment to breathe; let it take in the surroundings. It's about to transform your mundane morning.

 

  1. Mug-umental Choice: Choose your favourite mug. I'm talking about your champion of mugs. The one that’s seen more than your mother. You know, the one that’s seen you through thick and thin, heartbreaks, promotions, bad hair-do's and leg warmers. If it could talk, oh the tales it’d tell.

 

  1. Pug Positioning: Open the drip bag and assertively (with love, not man-hands) perch it on the brim of your mug. It should look like it owns the place, because let's face it, for the next few minutes, it does.

 

  1. H2Oh Yeah: Boil some water, let it cool for a minute so it's not boiling-hot (about 93°C or 200°F if you're feeling scientific). We're making coffee, not summoning a volcano. 

 

  1. Pour It Up: Now, take that hot water and begin pouring it slowly in the bag all over the coffee grounds. Let's not drown the little fella though – treat it like you're watering that delicate pot plant (the one your landlord doesnt know about), not extinguishing a bonfire. Just enough to wet the grounds and let it bloom (do its thing) for about 30 seconds. This is where the magic starts. The aroma should hit you like the first time you got dumped.

 

  1. Full Throttle Now: Continue pouring water up to the brim of the drip bag. No rush. Think of it as a meditative dance; water, coffee, your life decisions.

 

  1. Now Patience, Young Obi-wan: Let the golden elixir drip and the coffee steep. Wait for 2-3 minutes. Use this time to contemplate life's mysteries. Like, why are there instructions on shampoo bottles? Or ponder about the last time you actually matched your socks. Think of this as intermission. Stretch a bit, daydream about being a coffee ambassador or just sniff the air. Ahh, perfection.

 

  1. The Pug's Bow: Once the dripping symphony concludes, remove the drip bag. Give it a nod of appreciation, maybe even a standing ovation. It's done its job.

 

  1. The Grand Finale: Give that brew a gentle swirl in your mug. Inhale the magic. That’s right, get a whiff of victory. Now take a sip. Bam! That's liquid gold, minus the need for a treasure map.

 

Remember, each Laughing Pug Drip Bag is packed with more love and flavour than any overpriced latte can dream of. Now go forth, sip with pride, and spread the good brew news! The force is now with you.

Drink responsibly, drink deliciously. Cheers to you, the master brewer in the making!

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HEY, DONT JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT. HERES WHAT SOME OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE TO SAY!

WHO NEEDS THESE THINGS?

  • "The Minimal Traver Type" - Travel Light, Sip Right: Who needs heavy coffee jars when you can pack the light, easy-to-carry Laughing Pug drip coffee bags? Your backpack will thank you!
  • "The Want Good Coffee Anywhere Type" - Fresh Brew Anywhere, Anytime: Whether you’re atop a mountain or in a hotel room, a fresh and delicious cup of coffee is just a drip bag away.

  • "The Have No Gear Type" - No Equipment, No Problem: Forget the hassle of carrying bulky coffee makers. All you need is hot water, and voila! The perfect cup of coffee is served.

  • "The Hate Spending Money Type" - Save on Exorbitant Café Bills: Why pay through the nose at a café when you can brew a cuppa that’s equally good, if not better, wherever you are?

  • "The I know Everything Type" - Brew-It-Yourself Fun: Turn into a barista anywhere you go. Enjoy the satisfaction of brewing a perfect cup of coffee all by yourself!

  • "The This Better Be Good Type" - Quality in Every Drop: No compromises here. Each drip bag is filled with the highest quality Laughing Pug coffee, ensuring a delightful cup every single time.

  • "The Share It On Social Media Type" - Brew-Spiration for Your Adventures: Every adventure is more memorable with a cup of Laughing Pug coffee by your side, adding a comforting routine to your ever-changing surroundings.

  • "The Social Type" - The Perfect Icebreaker: Sharing is caring! Offer a bag to a fellow traveler or a new acquaintance and watch a warm conversation unfold over a hot cup of coffee.

  • "I Want It My Way Type" - Personalized Strength: Prefer your coffee strong or mild? You call the shots! Control the brewing time to make your perfect cup, just the way you like it

These really are the go anywhere, anytme coffee. And take it from me, I've really tried the theory of that by taking them everywhere I've gone. Overseas, Hiking, Camping, Work, Lunch Date, Hotels/Motels, on the Boat, in the Campervan, even at home. But hey, dont just take my word for it, try for yourself.

BUT I'VE NEVER TRIED THESE BEFORE AND THEY JUST MIGHT NOT BE MY JAM…

That’s what that little voice in your head is probably muttering…

“This all sounds great…. but what if drip coffee just isnt my thing and I dont like them?"….

 

Well, I will personally GUARANTEE you that you will.

 

You see, if for some strange reason you try these things and they just dont tick your boxes or convert you… I’ll refund you the cost of shipping, plus you can keep the samples just for the inconvenience.

 

Sound fair? Cool.

 

Listen, I’ve either got balls the size of church bells… Or have completely lost my marbles.

 

I mean, show me someone else who stands behind their products like this. Seriously?

Anyhoo.

 

 

From Mediocre Mugs to Coffee swish: Unleash the Magic of Our Drip Bags!"

Righto, settle down and gather 'round, my caffeine-chasing friends! Remember that time you wrestled with a coffee machine that looked like it came out of your aunties house? Or when you poured an entire pot of coffee down the sink because it tasted like burnt rubber? Oh, you’ve been there too? Well, pull up a seat and let me point out a few things.

Here's Just a Few Reasons to Dive into Our Drip Coffee Bags:

  1. The Real Deal: This isn't Dave's wishy-washy commitment. This is genuine, flavourful, "oh-my-gods-I-can't-even" kind of coffee.

  2. Simple Solution: You don't need a Degree to make these things. Say goodbye to those fancy pants machines. Just rip, drip it, and transcend reality.

  3. Every Moment’s Perfect: Whether you're hiding from your kids, taking a break from that something you keep putting off, or just pretending to work—our coffee's got your back.

  4. For Everyone: We don’t care if you’re a newbie or a coffee snob. Our drips are like that one friend who gets along with everyone at the party while drinking all your stash.

  5. Save the Drama for Your Mama: Fast, efficient, and no mess. It's like the dream date you wish you had last Saturday.

  6. Butter-Smooth: Ever slid on silk while wearing silk? No? Well, drinking this is just like that, but for your taste buds.

  7. Stay Ahead of the Joneses: Mrs. Jones still fumbling with her French press? Bless her heart. You? You’ve just identified as a coffee drinker and are now in the future.

  8. Elevate Your Day: It’s not just a drink. It's a ticket to a world of suave sophistication. Tomorrow? You'll be pairing it with avocado toast.

  9. No More Sad Sips: Take a swig of the good life. If you go back to your old ways after this, well, we might have to sit down for a little coffee intervention.

  10. Transparent as Your Ex's Excuses: We've got nothing to hide. We'd spill all our beans... but then, there'd be no coffee. So yeah, secrets? We have 'em but not in a creepy guy standing on the corner selling tickets to your favourite concert way, no sir'ee.

  11. Flavor So Fine: Flavours? Heck yeah. We've got coffee flavours that are as smooth as Barry White to the hard out "Spank Me, I've been a bad girl" blends. You choose what it's going to be today. We wont judge. You might just think your sipping alongside luxury, like a Dyson fan blowing that posh breeze. Pinky up, folks!

  12. Wake Up, Not Broke: Think of all the coins you'll save by skipping that fancy café with the 12 year old barista who knows everything except how to spell your name. You know, "Brain" instead of "Brian"
  13. Coffee for Every Mood: Whether you're an "I need coffee NOW" person or a "Let’s brew and chill" kind of person, we got you covered. Every moment's perfect with our drip bags.
  14. Silky Smooth Stories: Share tales of how you managed to have a barista-level coffee in the wilderness or at least outside the kitchen. Instant 'campfire cool points and bragging rights'.

 

The Adventure Continues:

So you see, once upon a time in a world filled with mediocre mugs and tragic lattes, our drip coffee bags emerged as the hero of the hour. The end? No way, it’s just the start! Let’s write the next chapter together. Spoiler: It involves you, our coffee, and a whole lotta happy sipping.

Disclaimer: Our drip bags have been known to cause intense feelings of joy, moments of introspection, and an irrational urge to hug someone. Do not consume if you're allergic to happiness or sarcasm.

 

WE WONT CHARGE YOU ANYTHING FOR THE SAMPLES. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU COVER THE SMALL COURIER FEE OF $5.95, THEN WE'LL GET THE GOODIES OUT ON THE COURIER LICKITY SPLIT. LIMIT OF ONE PACK PER CUSTOMER

HURRY! STOCK IS LOW AND RUNNING OUT FAST

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CATCH, WHATSOEVER! (PINKY PROMISE)

I realise this all might seem too good to be true... and you probably wondering what the "catch" is.

And I know there are some shady websites out there that offer you a great deal on something… then don't deliver on that promise... I know because I've looked at them too.

 

Unspeakable monsters.

 

Un-f#@king-believable.

 

But don’t worry, skippy – because this isn't one of them. No way. Absolutely not.

There's NO hidden costs, hooks, gimmicks or shenanigans of any type.

I'm literally giving you the coffee samples free!!

And all I'm asking is you help me out with the $5.95 shipping and handling cost.

MY TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS, HE'S LOST HIS MARBLES GUARANTEE

Okay, buckle up…

Cause I 100% Guarantee you'll love these drip bags or I'll refund your shipping cost…

I'll even take it one step further…

If you try the samples and decide they're just not your thing...

Then let me know and I’ll refund you the cost of shipping plus you can keep the samples just for wasting your time.

That's right.

You don't even have to send anything back.

Just email me at the contact page on our website and I'll give you back your shipping fee with no questions asked.

How's that for fair?

(well, let’s be honest, it’s not really fair - cause I’m getting the short end of the stick.)

But I’m a grown-ass man, and I can live with that.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

WE WONT CHARGE YOU ANYTHING FOR THE SAMPLES. ALL WE ASK IS THAT YOU COVER THE SMALL COURIER FEE OF $5.95, THEN WE'LL GET THE GOODIES OUT ON THE COURIER LICKITY SPLIT. LIMIT OF ONE PACK PER CUSTOMER

HURRY! STOCK IS LOW AND RUNNING OUT FAST

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